Culinary Combatant Gifts

Thanksgiving Boxing Ring

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'

Chef's duel.

Pizza Fencing

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

Hot dog vendor with military-style equipment.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

"Who's going to carve?"

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Am Awful Crammer.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"It'll never be ready in time."

A woman's work is never done!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."