Culinary Combatant Prints

Thanksgiving Boxing Ring

Chef's duel.

Pizza Fencing

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

Hot dog vendor with military-style equipment.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Am Awful Crammer.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

A woman's work is never done!

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"