Culinary Challenger Prints

'What do you mean, you can't cook either?'

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'Even the dog wouldn't eat my homework.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I'm not saying grace for that!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"The cooker's broken, we'll have to eat out."

'By the time I'd watched Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver and Antony Worral Thompson...I'd spoilt the broth.'

Blinkered Walk Past the Cake Shop.

"Baldo, don't tell Tia Carmen how to cook. She's been burning hams longer than you've been alive."

'Why don't you get mad at the dog when he won't eat your cooking?'

"I found myself in a strange place after my divorce - I think it was the kitchen."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"What? Iou wanted me to cook for you like your mom once did!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"For some reason I always feel under pressure to order quickly in these fancy restaurants!"

"Boiled water. And you said I couldn't do it."

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

'..May the best diet win.'

'Dinner.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'... And he's always accusing me of being a lousy cook. If you don't believe me, ask the nurse who pumped his stomach, last week.'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

'I only tried out one recipe - then he had to go down with food-poisoning!'

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

'Whatever this was, the reconditioning hasn't done it any good.'

Tension filled the tent.

'Instead of seconds, I'll have second thoughts.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."