Culinary Duelists Gifts

Come dine with me!

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'It's my favorite.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Funky Chef 2

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Roadkill Restaurant

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.