Home Cooking Warrior T-Shirts

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

I made you a cake!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."