Home Cooking Warrior Prints

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

I made you a cake!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Surprise in the salad bowl

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'