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'I quit!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"