Culinary Avenger Pillows

'I quit!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'Now here's a place I like!'