Vegetarian Avenger Pillows

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Your life is in great danger...

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'... Got anything besides apples?'

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged