Vegetarian Warriors Pillows

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

“Children hate me.”

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

The vegan hunter

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

The Last Dinner

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

'You can have the cherry...I'm on a diet.'