Vegetarian Avenger Mugs

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The mission: Impossible burger.

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Your life is in great danger...

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Free Range / Deranged