Kitchen Avenger Pillows

'Friday morning is no good for me- I'll be settling someone's hash!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Party time.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

I made you a cake!

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

The Inexperienced Cook

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Time for pancakes!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Egg Surprise

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

But I followed the recipe exactly.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

Not a Creature was Stirring

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Eating raw cake mix.

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'