Appliance Avenger Pillows

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Toastquest!

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'It's just some 'Stir 'n' Blend', 'Bake 'n' Slice', 'Mix 'n' Broil', Chop 'n' Simmer and 'Pour 'n' Serve.'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

Chemical Waste.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Appliance Theatre

'Why can't you guys be more like the hot water heater, who may pay for itself in two years.'

Bananas eye the blender

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Of course, the one you buy would be upright. This is just the floor model.'

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'