Appliance Adventurer Pillows

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'

"Well, if I were you, I'd first watch a couple YouTube videos, then I'd screw it up."

'And now Ladies, something you've been yearning for: A microwave oven with a defrost mode!'

'When was the last time you saw your TV remote?'

'She was cleaning out the refrigerator and it turned on her'

"Ain't no feelin' like roundin' up free range ranges."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Meet the new factory manager.

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Photocoffier.

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Dogfights/Drone Fights