Refrigerator Adventurer Pillows

'Just a minute. I need my stethoscope. It's here in the fridge.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Barbeque Casualty.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Trampoline Roller Paint

"Damn To-Go punks!"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Self-driving stroller