Refrigerator Adventurer Gifts

'Just a minute. I need my stethoscope. It's here in the fridge.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Barbeque Casualty.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

Trampoline Roller Paint

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Damn To-Go punks!"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"Don't ever order the quintuple espresso"