Microwave Adventurer Gifts

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Guitar Man.

Fishermen

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'Whatever he's eating.'

Joe Henry

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Coffee Menu

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Guy Fieri

The Gilmore Girls

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Crunk

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Cornucopia Horns.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"