Microwave Adventurer Prints

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Guitar Man.

Fishermen

Edison invents the personal stereo

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Joe Henry

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"The subwoofers really help."

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

The Gilmore Girls

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Guy Fieri

Santa Harley

Recording Studio

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Cornucopia Horns.

Xylophone Icicles.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"