Motorcycle Adventurer Prints

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'How did Mary-Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

"I ran into someone's motorcycle outside. Who owns the chopper? No wait! Let me guess."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Suburban street.

'Boat Launch'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Wrong Way.

"He only made first four installments."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

BMX riding in Bavaria

Planet Lover