Motorcycle Adventurers Prints

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The not so easy rider...

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker At Museum

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Suburban street.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Santa Harley

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Wrong Way.

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"He only made first four installments."

Bad Hare Day

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Dentists on Holiday

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

Going on a fox hunt.

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

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