Culinary Adventurist Pillows

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

'Three olives? Try the salad bar.'

Come dine with me!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

6 Brothers Falafel

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Rump roast?"

"You owe me five bucks."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"