Cuisine Adventurer Pillows

"The usual"

"I wondered what would come after Cajun and sushi."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Benefits of Living Abroad

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

Arabian Cuisine

"Birds' nest soup! Is that all you've got?"

"I don't want sex - just make me the things my wife won't cook for me."

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

La Table

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"You owe me five bucks."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...