Culinary Adventurer Pillows

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"I was in a different place then."

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

Cigars before lunch? I didn't want you to smell the burnt casserole.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

Misfortune Cookie.

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

Shellfish seller changes sales pitch.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Well Lucky, for starters, I think the horseshoe was a bad idea."

"Don't look now, but those onion bagels are following us again."

"I can't smell anything burning. Are we eating out tonight?"

"Sure, we have a vegetarian menu. And menus that cater to those dealing with anorexia, bulimia, binge-eating, as well as other less-popular eating disorders."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'

"He was my drinking buddy which is not a good basis for a partnership."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

"Ok, who just gave my cooking a 1-star review on Yelp?"

"Todd always names his covered dishes. This one's called 'Are You Feeling Lucky?'"

"How's the squid?"