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"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Amazing new parenting methods...No. 94, preventing obesity.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Will work for Food Network.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"More croutons, sir?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

A butcher and his apprentice.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Looking tasty

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."