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'Separate cheques?'

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

"How is everything?"

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Benihana style of cooking.

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Will work for Food Network.

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'