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"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Pig Cheese

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Pizza Fencing

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'