Food Fight Champions T-Shirts

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Pig Cheese

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

Pizza Fencing

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

Protesting Pineapple Pizza