Food Fight Aficionado T-Shirts

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

The latest in reality drama shows: 'Cafeteria Ladies.'

Monster Food Fight.

"Food fight!"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Snacks for Learners

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.