Food Fight Aficionado Mugs

Monster Food Fight.

"Food fight!"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Snacks for Learners

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Sushi Train Spotters