Food Fight Lover Mugs

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

Sushi Train Spotters

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

I am to blame.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'