Food Fight Lover Pillows

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"George often brings his work home with him."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Sushi Train Spotters

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'