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"Soup of the moment."

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."

"Dinner time at our house is pretty rough with all the yelling, food fights, and time-outs. The scary thing is we don't even have kids."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The start of the world's first intercontinental food fights.

'They're throwing everything at us.'

"Having more fruits and vegetables does make for better food fights."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

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