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The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"It started out as a bun fight then someone started throwing rock cakes."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

I am to blame.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Sushi Train Spotters

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Did you order a starter?"

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Pizza Fencing

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"