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"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Amazing new parenting methods...No. 94, preventing obesity.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Will work for Food Network.

A butcher and his apprentice.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"More croutons, sir?"

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Give us a good table and we'll leave plenty of bones behind.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'