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'It's cheaper than a personal trainer and twice as motivating.'

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

EU and India partnership.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

The Running of the Brie

"Room for dessert, folks?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

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