Dessert Chaser Pillows

'It's cheaper than a personal trainer and twice as motivating.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

EU and India partnership.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

The Running of the Brie

"Room for dessert, folks?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Patissier