Chocolate Chaser T-Shirts

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The Running of the Brie

Letter writing lady.

Running Latte

Tango

Missing Easter Egg

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Sandwich snob.

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

Winery tours.

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"I'm back for my booster."

Cupid

Ice cream van

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

Motivation