Chocolate Chaser Mugs

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The Running of the Brie

Running Latte

Letter writing lady.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Tango

Missing Easter Egg

Sandwich snob.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

Winery tours.

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Cupid

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

Motivation

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

Ice cream van

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"I'm back for my booster."

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'