Coffee Chaser Mugs

You're different from any girl I've met online and asked out for a coffee.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Clown Skis.

Running Latte

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Euro Bait

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Ice cream van

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"I'm back for my booster."

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'