Chocolate Chasers T-Shirts

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

The Running of the Brie

Letter writing lady.

Tango

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Missing Easter Egg

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Sandwich snob.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

Cupid

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

Motivation

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"....and look."

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."