Chocolate Chasers Prints

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

The Running of the Brie

Letter writing lady.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Tango

Missing Easter Egg

Sandwich snob.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

Motivation

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Cupid

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"....and look."

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."