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"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Farmer fighting off snail

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Scarecrows guarding a field

Boy defends his last fry.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Pumpkin Time!

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

Garden Pest Solutions

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Don't even think about it!"

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.