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'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"You've just raided your last patch!"

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

Farmer fighting off snail

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."