Vegetable Adversary Gifts

'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"You've just raided your last patch!"

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

Farmer fighting off snail

"I really need to start a good core work out program!"

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."