Vegetable Aversion Champion Gifts

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Free salad bar.

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

Eat your vegetables

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."