Vegetable Aversion Champ Gifts

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Advocado

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Artichoking victim

Free salad bar.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

Pickled beets.

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's not you. It's pea."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.