Vegetable Hater Gifts

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Advocado

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Artichoking victim

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Free salad bar.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

Pickled beets.

"It's not you. It's pea."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

No Dogs Allowed