Vegetable Fiend Gifts

"But I ordered vegetarian..."

Advocado

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Free salad bar.

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Pickled beets.

"It's not you. It's pea."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

No Dogs Allowed

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

Spring Onion

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.