Vegetable Fancier Gifts

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Not here, Fred.'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Free salad bar.

Artichoking victim

Forbidden Vegetable

The Perfect Garden.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"