Vegetable Fashionista Gifts

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Advocado

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Free salad bar.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Pickled beets.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's not you. It's pea."

Fried Egg

Pizza Shard

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

Cattle farmer's super-market