Vegetable Minimalist Gifts

"Don't forget your five a day."

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

Advocado

Queen of Quinoa

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

All Natural Nothing

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'He's all eyes!'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Pickled beets.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Your life is in great danger...

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"It's not you. It's pea."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."